In the final episode of Noxian Nights, Riven plays out several mutually exclusive scenarios for her retirement - as a paladin on the road with Irelia, a sneaky assassin with Katarina, and an obedient housewife... with her landlord in Castrum. The most tempting of all paths, however, is to simply walk around Castrum, sucking and fucking everything that moves - and eventually working her way up to becoming the certified Whore of Castrum, offering her holes on a casual basis to whoever might be willing to take them... possibly the finest reward ever imaginable for Riven, Hero of Heroes, Legend of Legends!
