A Writer Orders A Blonde Female Prostitute, So He Can Celebrate Finishing His Novel, He Ends Up Getting A Way Better Choice, In The Form Of Super Sexy Redhead Kylie Ireland Instead, He's Not Happy... At First, But Since She Does Happen To Have A Pussy, He Fucks Her Anyway. But Now, He Ends Up Stuck With Her, Because He Writes Under A Fake Female Name, She Is The One Hired To Impersonate Him, So His Book Can Be Publicly Promoted.