In this chapter, Alvin switches his attention to Morgan, as their mutual knowledge of each other's darkest secrets establishes a very special bond between the two and even tempts them into some timid sexual contact,... despite Morgan's prior promise to Tamara to keep out of the pants of her brother. Fortunately, no such promise has been made by Amy, whom Alvin catches in the ship's hot tub right in time to deprive of her virginity before the harbor appears on the horizon. Meanwhile, something decidedly odd is going on back at school, where Dr. Mosely is feeding the desperate Ms. Walsh some pretty weird advice on the benefits of "bonding" with students...
