Ashly Anderson arrived on Mr. Producer's couch wearing sunglasses and a fake mustache. She was keeping her Cinco De Mayo celebration going well into the sixth of May. As a native Texan, she delivered a... brief history lesson of what American's believe Cinco De Mayo is all about: not working in order to drink tequila. The fun loving, college grad kept us laughing by telling us about her failed attempts to pick up women. She claimed she had only fucked ten women, as though this wasn't more than most boys her age. She also let us in on the secret to pleasing women; it involves a lot of oral sex and a very soft tongue. She then graciously demonstrates how to masturbate a woman. Step 1: get her naked. Step 2: hold a vibrator with an engine like a weed wacker to her pussy. Mr. Producer gets on his knees to put in practice some of Ashly's advice on oral sex, but Ashly's pussy is so good he can't help but slip his cock inside. We get a view of her perfect fake tits bouncing hypnotically in every conceivable position. The sex is so good we declare the Sixth of May as a new national holiday: Have Sex with Ashly Anderson day