About me: You have been working hard. You deserve an award as one of America's Top 50 Lawyers. The only question is the level you should buy. We suggest that you eschew the base $499.99 and mid-range $749.99 awards in favor of the "featured" $999.99 award level. No one will be shocked that you felt it necessary to purchase an award.
Country: CA
Hometown: 1590 Calverton Court
City: Mississauga ONT L5G-2W3
School: Howard Knox
Job: pink promoter of expensive atty awards
Here for: You could buy the bottom-of-the-line $499.99 award, but that is hardly satisfying. It might be better to buy the mid-grade $749.99 award, but when you get this far you might as well go all out with the $999.99 award. It includes both the mass-produced plaque of the $499.99 award and the crystal-like statute of the $749.99 award. Also they assure you that they will promote you more heavily on the awards web site.
Favorite ideal sex partner: Gullible attorneys with fat wallets
Turn ons: Since the awards are promoted through the Google pink promotion service, they all come with the famous Google three-way warranty:
1 - no questions;
2 - no refunds;
3 - no exceptions!
