About me: I am an elderly gentlemen turning 71 soon.
Country: They haven't named it yet.
Hometown: Just left of the closest Star you see
City: It's actually a cottage. But it is modern
School: It's portable. It's still somewhere near that Star
Job: Retired, but I used to work a while ago.
Here for: To download and upload videos.
Favorite Sex categories: Women and some other stuff.
Favorite ideal sex partner: Certainly not Vulcan.
My Erogenic Zones: My penis, which was at one point a statue in the Common Grounds of my old village. We are not very modest, unlike The Borg.
Turn ons: Opposite to what you read below.
Turn offs: No sense of humour, no smile that warms the sun, no spark in the eyes, no imagination that would make a child laugh, no tenderness in the heart, no forgiveness.
